I just wanna say again that I don’t hate Republicans.

I do think most of them are idiots. The ones that are Fiscal Republicans only care about their money and not society or the poor.

The ones that are Moral Republicans are just a bunch of conservatives that want to impose their conservative ways on every one else. (Fuck off and let people make their own choices.)

But I don’t hate McCain. I actually wouldn’t mind if he were president. But Palin is on the ticket, and I can’t stand her. If that wasn’t enough, McCain is like 150 years old. Most presidents need two terms to make a difference (either for good or for bad). One term isn’t enough. There’s a good chance McCain won’t be alive (or mentally sane) for 2 terms. I’m not putting those chances at 99%, but even a 30% chance that Palin might lead the US fucking scare the shitballs out of me.

Matt Damon, one of the protagonists of the famous Sara Silverman video (I’m fucking Matt Damon) echoes my thoughts:

If you’re curious about the previously Sara Silverman Video with Matt Damon:

Politics… Lies…

Left wing propaganda, Right wing propaganda… It’s hard to see the truth through all the lies.

One site devotes themselves to fact checking, always giving quotes and where they got quotes from.

FactCheck.org

I don’t have anything against McCain. I won’t vote for him, but don’t hate him.

Palin on the other hand, is just a joke. She’s simply a pair of melons with a third melon as a head.

But again, let’s not fall for all the lies and propaganda about her.

http://www.factcheck.org/elections-2008/sliming_palin.html

Great article by Jamie Whyte.

And I completely agree with him.

If you pay attention, you’ll notice that a lot (probably most) of theists are hypocrites.

Supermarket theists. They only reference the parts of the bible that they like, generally ignoring the parts they don’t like. Or simply creating an alternate interpretation of their magic book that would allow them to live the way they want.

Take it for example the use of contraception. You’ll find believers that will give you “divine quotes” that using contraceptives is wrong and you’ll find believers that will give you different “divine quotes” stating otherwise.

They’re all from the same religion, reading the same magic book, but with different beliefs. They simply interpret things the way that is more suitable for them.

This news came out on Palin trying to ban books in her hometown.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080912/ap_on_el_pr/palin_librarian

While I don’t have anything against McCain, I just cannot stand the idea of Palin leading this country.

The constitution guarantees us a religion free state, and she will not be able to provide or even enforce it.

There’s no way around it.

Lies are necessary in Politics as food is necessary for our survival.

But some politicians lie way more than others.

Republican lies

Okay, that wasn’t fair.

Not just homos buy iPhones. I do have other non homo friends that bought an iPhone.

So expanding my list: iPhone users are either homos, lesbos, metrosexuals or manginas.

Why do you ask?
Who else but these elite select group of people would spend HOURS in line to buy a fucking phone?
You’re going to argue that people also stand hours in line to watch a movie or to buy a video game (GTA IV).

And you’re right… People do that… But guess what? THEY’RE ALSO HOMOS!!!!!!!!!!!

When I first read the title, I thought: “Oh boy… another pagan/atheist teacher was fired by some idiotic Christian School principal”

But surprise, surprise.
This wizard, wasn’t teaching pagan teachings, wiccan potions or Harry Potter stories.
He simply did a 30 second magic trick where a tooth pick disappeared.

This is just another example of our fine education system.

I do have friends in Florida, but for the most part, I really wish we would just sell Florida to Cuba and cash out.
All the old people and rednecks there shouldn’t be allowed to vote or even talk.

I just learned that my co worker’s wife reads my blog.

My blog demographic is not really what I was targeting as my audience. My readers consist of 100% women: my wife and my co worker’s wife.

Maybe I should change and start blogging about a different animal to make my readers happier. Cocks instead of pussies?

Anyways, thanks Bessy for reading my posts. I’m glad I broke the 1 reader milestone.

A quick annecdote (true story).

I have two co workers with small kids: a nice christian and an angry atheist. Since it’s Easter this Sunday, I bought 2 big chocolate eggs for their kids.

Not that I believe in that Easter crap - Pastafarians don’t celebrate false gods.

My co workers were supposed to take the eggs home and give them to their kids. The kids would then unwrap it on Sunday.

But one of my co workers couldn’t resist and decided to jack his kids’ chocolate egg. He snuck out of the office and ate the egg.

Guess which of the co worker was it: - the nice christian.

Don’t know about you, but there’s 2 things I wouldn’t trust anyone with: women and money.
The rest I would trust giving to an atheist, but never to a christian.