Tina Fey continues with her accurate impression of Palin.

The sad thing? The impression is TOO accurate.

I just wanna say again that I don’t hate Republicans.

I do think most of them are idiots. The ones that are Fiscal Republicans only care about their money and not society or the poor.

The ones that are Moral Republicans are just a bunch of conservatives that want to impose their conservative ways on every one else. (Fuck off and let people make their own choices.)

But I don’t hate McCain. I actually wouldn’t mind if he were president. But Palin is on the ticket, and I can’t stand her. If that wasn’t enough, McCain is like 150 years old. Most presidents need two terms to make a difference (either for good or for bad). One term isn’t enough. There’s a good chance McCain won’t be alive (or mentally sane) for 2 terms. I’m not putting those chances at 99%, but even a 30% chance that Palin might lead the US fucking scare the shitballs out of me.

Matt Damon, one of the protagonists of the famous Sara Silverman video (I’m fucking Matt Damon) echoes my thoughts:

If you’re curious about the previously Sara Silverman Video with Matt Damon:

Politics… Lies…

Left wing propaganda, Right wing propaganda… It’s hard to see the truth through all the lies.

One site devotes themselves to fact checking, always giving quotes and where they got quotes from.

FactCheck.org

I don’t have anything against McCain. I won’t vote for him, but don’t hate him.

Palin on the other hand, is just a joke. She’s simply a pair of melons with a third melon as a head.

But again, let’s not fall for all the lies and propaganda about her.

http://www.factcheck.org/elections-2008/sliming_palin.html

This news came out on Palin trying to ban books in her hometown.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080912/ap_on_el_pr/palin_librarian

While I don’t have anything against McCain, I just cannot stand the idea of Palin leading this country.

The constitution guarantees us a religion free state, and she will not be able to provide or even enforce it.

There’s no way around it.

Lies are necessary in Politics as food is necessary for our survival.

But some politicians lie way more than others.

Republican lies

I’m not going to post every political endorsement for Obama, but this interview with Colbert was quite funny

I’ve just donated $25 to Obama’s campaign.

GO BARRACK!!!!

Someone emailed me this.

Dear President Bush,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you said “in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman.” I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? (I’m pretty sure she’s a virgin).

3. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

4. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

5. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Aren’t there ‘degrees’ of abomination?

6. Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

7. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

8. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

9. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging. It must be really great to be on such close terms with God and his son, … even better than you and your own Dad, eh?

J. Kent Ashcroft (and others).

Brilliant post on where the candidates stand on Evolution and why it’s so fucking important.

It’s imperative that the man that leads this country relies on facts and reason rather than what he’s been taught since his childhood.

Surprisingly (????), most Republicans are knuckleheads and don’t believe in Evolution, while most Dems do.

My favorite candidate, Mike Gravel also has my favorite quote (while not completely accurate):

My God, evolution is a fact, and if these people are disturbed by being the descendants of monkeys and fishes, they’ve got a mental problem. We can’t afford the psychiatric bill for them. That ends the story as far as I’m concerned.

Evolution doesn’t state that we came from monkeys or fishes. It states that we might have an ancestor in common with them.

And another Republican candidate shooting his mouth off…

Let’s take severe actions based on gut feelings instead of facts. Let’s start a war because we can feel they’re wrong and they’re evil.

Don’t worry about facts. We’ll find the facts later.

Sounds familiar, anyone?

War on Iraq?
The Crusades?