I just learned that my co worker’s wife reads my blog.

My blog demographic is not really what I was targeting as my audience. My readers consist of 100% women: my wife and my co worker’s wife.

Maybe I should change and start blogging about a different animal to make my readers happier. Cocks instead of pussies?

Anyways, thanks Bessy for reading my posts. I’m glad I broke the 1 reader milestone.

A quick annecdote (true story).

I have two co workers with small kids: a nice christian and an angry atheist. Since it’s Easter this Sunday, I bought 2 big chocolate eggs for their kids.

Not that I believe in that Easter crap - Pastafarians don’t celebrate false gods.

My co workers were supposed to take the eggs home and give them to their kids. The kids would then unwrap it on Sunday.

But one of my co workers couldn’t resist and decided to jack his kids’ chocolate egg. He snuck out of the office and ate the egg.

Guess which of the co worker was it: - the nice christian.

Don’t know about you, but there’s 2 things I wouldn’t trust anyone with: women and money.
The rest I would trust giving to an atheist, but never to a christian.

Since this blog is about cats, I thought I would write about the different pussies out there.

Black Cat

I’m going to start with one of my favorite: black pussy. Black pussies are known for giving bad luck. That’s just bullshit.

Originally in Britain and Europe, a black cat crossing one’s path was (and still is) considered good luck; however they were also seen by the church as associated with witches.

You know the Church. They think all pussies are evil. Those fucking wackadoos….. They’re responsible for all this bullshit and prejudice regarding black pussies.

Personally, I think black cats are sexy creatures. They are also known for having attitude, but I think that’s part of their charm.

Asian Cat

They are wild cats. I don’t know why, but for some reason white guys love Asian Pussies. Some guys at work have them. One (the Lord of the Rings geek) even imported his through a website.

Many indigenous people believe this cat to be fierce, but in captivity it has been known to be very docile and tranquil.

I guess I’ll have to ask my friends whether this is true or not.

The Asian Golden Cat has been reported to hunt in pairs when pursuing larger animals

This is quite noticeable in the Philipines and Vietnam. They’re always in packs and always hunting, and for some reason, their favorite prey seems to be on American white guys.

Comparing to other pussies, asian pussies are quite high maintenance. But this friend of mine explained me that only the pussies born in the US are high maintenance. If it was born and raised for a few years in Asia, then it won’t be as high maintenance. I guess that’s why he imported one.

I love asian pussies. Unlike other pussies, asian cats are generally smaller and skinnier. They seem to be quite emotional, so you have to treat them more gently (you can’t slap them around like you do with other pussies), but that doesn’t mean those asian pussies are fragile. They sure can do a lot of work if you put them to.

White Cat

Blue-eyed cats with white fur have a higher incidence of genetic deafness.

I had no clue!!! But it makes total sense. You always hear guys complaining about how dumb their white pussies with blue eyes are. How unfair! Now we know that they ain’t dumb. They’re just deaf and that’s probably why they have a real hard time understanding even the simple things.

Persian Cat

Another one of my favorites. There’s a lot of them in Beverly Hills, but I just can’t afford them. They’re for guys that make serious dough.

Great cat for shows. If you got one, you should be showing your fine Persian Pussy off to your friends. I know that if I had one of these Persian Pussies, I’d be strolling up and down with her on my side.

Because their fur is too long and, dense for them to maintain themselves, Persian cats need regular grooming.

I’ve never had a Persian pussy (too expensive), so I’m going to have to take Wikipedia’s word on it. I generally like well trimmed pussies, but I guess some pussies could be beautiful with their natural long and dense fur.

Plus I’ve heard that Persian Pussies are really high maintenance, even more than Asian pussies. They probably need a lot of attention with all that fur.

I’d like to try a Persian Pussy someday to see how they’re like, but I don’t think I’d like to own one. Sounds like too much of a headache.

There are other pussies out there. Gray ones, mixed ones, brown ones, spotted ones. But I don’t like to post shit on my blog without reference. So as soon as I find credible reference like Wikipedia (like I did for the pussies above), I’ll post about the other types of pussies.

Facebook sucks! There! I said it.

They have an open API where developers can create their own plug ins. Sounds cool. Sounds promising.
But in reality, we ended up with a shit load with fucking stupid plugins that have no real usage. Who the fuck care if I’m a vampire or a werewolf.
My friends now keep throwing shit at me. The other day, I got a fucking sheep thrown at me.

There’s just so much useless shit in there, that I can’t stand facebook anymore.

But the main facebook killer point for me is Privacy. Not my privacy, since I don’t have anything mine in there. I’m not dumb enough to put it in my facebook profile shit that I don’t anyone to know about me. Specially possible employers.

However, there’s also shit that I don’t want to know about some people.

This week I saw for the first time some pics of my little sister and her boyfriend. That made me sick. Our age difference is quite big (13 years apart), so I’ll always see her as my little sister.

The fact that she’s making out with some douche bag with pointy hair just makes me sick. Hope she never brings the dbag to our thanksgiving dinner.

Fuck Facebook for breaking my heart.

To avoid comments from crazy bitches, I’m just going to post the clip and not say anything…

Finally proof that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.

Take that all you atheists!!!!

Pastafarians! Finally some proof that your religion isn’t a joke and should be taken seriously and be taught in school along with other religions.

If your computer starts randomly playing “Fur Elise” or “It’s a Small World”, don’t worry. It’s not a virus.
It’s just an indication sent to the PC speaker from the computer’s BIOS that the CPU fan is failing or has failed., or that the power supply voltages have drifed out of tolerance.

Think I’m fucking kidding?

Thenk look at this Microsoft Knowledge Base article.

Now, this only applies to
• Microsoft Windows 2000 Server
• Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional Edition
• Microsoft Windows 95
• Microsoft Windows 98 Standard Edition
• Microsoft Windows 98 Second Edition
• Microsoft Windows NT Server 4.0 Standard Edition

So if you’re running XP or Vista, then you’re shit out of luck. You won’t have any way of knowing if your fan is failing.

Apparently, Maddox has been doing this for 10 years and I’ve never heard of him.
I’m stupid. There you go. I confess.

He’s my new hero.

He calls things as they are. No bullshit.
A straight shooter!

Take for instance, this post about Apple users.

This video summarizes everything I think about Apple. Bunch of homos.

Don’t take me wrong. I do think Apple makes great products, but their userbase are a bunch of ball licking homos.

CUZ THEY DON’T HAVE A FUCKING MIND!!!!!

This one tried to hide her car and claim it as being stolen, but she forgot her car had a LOJACK tracking device.