Tina Fey continues with her accurate impression of Palin.

The sad thing? The impression is TOO accurate.

I just wanna say again that I don’t hate Republicans.

I do think most of them are idiots. The ones that are Fiscal Republicans only care about their money and not society or the poor.

The ones that are Moral Republicans are just a bunch of conservatives that want to impose their conservative ways on every one else. (Fuck off and let people make their own choices.)

But I don’t hate McCain. I actually wouldn’t mind if he were president. But Palin is on the ticket, and I can’t stand her. If that wasn’t enough, McCain is like 150 years old. Most presidents need two terms to make a difference (either for good or for bad). One term isn’t enough. There’s a good chance McCain won’t be alive (or mentally sane) for 2 terms. I’m not putting those chances at 99%, but even a 30% chance that Palin might lead the US fucking scare the shitballs out of me.

Matt Damon, one of the protagonists of the famous Sara Silverman video (I’m fucking Matt Damon) echoes my thoughts:

If you’re curious about the previously Sara Silverman Video with Matt Damon:

What the fuck are you thinking, Google?

PCC is a place for me to rant. So if you don’t like what you read here, boo hoo. Go find a dick to suck.

But just in case you inexplicably want to read more of my shit, you can check my new blog:

Don’t Make Fun of Me

In two weeks we’ll be celebrating my boys’ birthday. Parties nowadays cost a lot of money.

First you need a theme, then a location, then food, entertainment and party favors. It’s not like old times, when all that was needed for a good party was a cake, candles and hats.

Anyways, unlike previous years, this time I’ve decided to be like my nice christian co-worker and go all out. It’s my kid’s party, and to show the love I have for them, I can’t think about money:

We picked a cool theme for their birthday: Blue. Everything will be in different blue tones.
The party will be at a cool location that kids love with plenty of option for entertainment: the public park.
But we wanted to splurge and give the kids plenty of entertainment, so we’ll also bring our sofa cushions so the kids can jump on them.
We thought about hiring catering for the food, but thought we would save the money on the service and spend it on the food: so we’ll have plenty of water bottles and peanut and butter sandwiches to go around.
And as party favors, we’ll be giving old Forbes magazines so the kids can learn how to read and maybe learn about the economy a little bit. Unfortunately, we’ll only be able to give it to 6 kids, since I threw the older magazines out.

As you can see, this should be an awesome party!

The new iPhone (3G) will be released this friday, July 11th.

Glory to all Appleists.

Pussy can’t code, but they can help.
Like if you haven’t gotten laid in 6 years, having a pussy at home might solve your problem.
Always good to have a “backup” plan in case your date doesn’t go well.

I’m not going to post every political endorsement for Obama, but this interview with Colbert was quite funny

So, it’s my birthday today…

This is my tentative schedule for this special day:

6:00 pm - leave work early and watch the Lakers beat San Antonio
7:30 pm - special dinner (mini bbq)
8:30 pm - play with my kids
9:30 pm - put younger kid to bed
10:30 pm - put older kid to bed
10:45 pm - birthday sex
10:47 pm - end of birthday sex
10:50 pm - play video game
11:30 pm - sleep