Pussy can’t code, but they can help.
Like if you haven’t gotten laid in 6 years, having a pussy at home might solve your problem.
Always good to have a “backup” plan in case your date doesn’t go well.

Okay, that wasn’t fair.

Not just homos buy iPhones. I do have other non homo friends that bought an iPhone.

So expanding my list: iPhone users are either homos, lesbos, metrosexuals or manginas.

Why do you ask?
Who else but these elite select group of people would spend HOURS in line to buy a fucking phone?
You’re going to argue that people also stand hours in line to watch a movie or to buy a video game (GTA IV).

And you’re right… People do that… But guess what? THEY’RE ALSO HOMOS!!!!!!!!!!!