I’m not going to post every political endorsement for Obama, but this interview with Colbert was quite funny

So, it’s my birthday today…

This is my tentative schedule for this special day:

6:00 pm - leave work early and watch the Lakers beat San Antonio
7:30 pm - special dinner (mini bbq)
8:30 pm - play with my kids
9:30 pm - put younger kid to bed
10:30 pm - put older kid to bed
10:45 pm - birthday sex
10:47 pm - end of birthday sex
10:50 pm - play video game
11:30 pm - sleep

When I first read the title, I thought: “Oh boy… another pagan/atheist teacher was fired by some idiotic Christian School principal”

But surprise, surprise.
This wizard, wasn’t teaching pagan teachings, wiccan potions or Harry Potter stories.
He simply did a 30 second magic trick where a tooth pick disappeared.

This is just another example of our fine education system.

I do have friends in Florida, but for the most part, I really wish we would just sell Florida to Cuba and cash out.
All the old people and rednecks there shouldn’t be allowed to vote or even talk.