A quick annecdote (true story).

I have two co workers with small kids: a nice christian and an angry atheist. Since it’s Easter this Sunday, I bought 2 big chocolate eggs for their kids.

Not that I believe in that Easter crap - Pastafarians don’t celebrate false gods.

My co workers were supposed to take the eggs home and give them to their kids. The kids would then unwrap it on Sunday.

But one of my co workers couldn’t resist and decided to jack his kids’ chocolate egg. He snuck out of the office and ate the egg.

Guess which of the co worker was it: - the nice christian.

Don’t know about you, but there’s 2 things I wouldn’t trust anyone with: women and money.
The rest I would trust giving to an atheist, but never to a christian.