Published by pcc on 14 Mar 2008 at 01:52 am
Cats
Since this blog is about cats, I thought I would write about the different pussies out there.
I’m going to start with one of my favorite: black pussy. Black pussies are known for giving bad luck. That’s just bullshit.
Originally in Britain and Europe, a black cat crossing one’s path was (and still is) considered good luck; however they were also seen by the church as associated with witches.
You know the Church. They think all pussies are evil. Those fucking wackadoos….. They’re responsible for all this bullshit and prejudice regarding black pussies.
Personally, I think black cats are sexy creatures. They are also known for having attitude, but I think that’s part of their charm.
Asian Cat
They are wild cats. I don’t know why, but for some reason white guys love Asian Pussies. Some guys at work have them. One (the Lord of the Rings geek) even imported his through a website.
Many indigenous people believe this cat to be fierce, but in captivity it has been known to be very docile and tranquil.
I guess I’ll have to ask my friends whether this is true or not.
The Asian Golden Cat has been reported to hunt in pairs when pursuing larger animals
This is quite noticeable in the Philipines and Vietnam. They’re always in packs and always hunting, and for some reason, their favorite prey seems to be on American white guys.
Comparing to other pussies, asian pussies are quite high maintenance. But this friend of mine explained me that only the pussies born in the US are high maintenance. If it was born and raised for a few years in Asia, then it won’t be as high maintenance. I guess that’s why he imported one.
I love asian pussies. Unlike other pussies, asian cats are generally smaller and skinnier. They seem to be quite emotional, so you have to treat them more gently (you can’t slap them around like you do with other pussies), but that doesn’t mean those asian pussies are fragile. They sure can do a lot of work if you put them to.
Blue-eyed cats with white fur have a higher incidence of genetic deafness.
I had no clue!!! But it makes total sense. You always hear guys complaining about how dumb their white pussies with blue eyes are. How unfair! Now we know that they ain’t dumb. They’re just deaf and that’s probably why they have a real hard time understanding even the simple things.
Another one of my favorites. There’s a lot of them in Beverly Hills, but I just can’t afford them. They’re for guys that make serious dough.
Great cat for shows. If you got one, you should be showing your fine Persian Pussy off to your friends. I know that if I had one of these Persian Pussies, I’d be strolling up and down with her on my side.
Because their fur is too long and, dense for them to maintain themselves, Persian cats need regular grooming.
I’ve never had a Persian pussy (too expensive), so I’m going to have to take Wikipedia’s word on it. I generally like well trimmed pussies, but I guess some pussies could be beautiful with their natural long and dense fur.
Plus I’ve heard that Persian Pussies are really high maintenance, even more than Asian pussies. They probably need a lot of attention with all that fur.
I’d like to try a Persian Pussy someday to see how they’re like, but I don’t think I’d like to own one. Sounds like too much of a headache.
There are other pussies out there. Gray ones, mixed ones, brown ones, spotted ones. But I don’t like to post shit on my blog without reference. So as soon as I find credible reference like Wikipedia (like I did for the pussies above), I’ll post about the other types of pussies.
