I just learned that my co worker’s wife reads my blog.

My blog demographic is not really what I was targeting as my audience. My readers consist of 100% women: my wife and my co worker’s wife.

Maybe I should change and start blogging about a different animal to make my readers happier. Cocks instead of pussies?

Anyways, thanks Bessy for reading my posts. I’m glad I broke the 1 reader milestone.

A quick annecdote (true story).

I have two co workers with small kids: a nice christian and an angry atheist. Since it’s Easter this Sunday, I bought 2 big chocolate eggs for their kids.

Not that I believe in that Easter crap - Pastafarians don’t celebrate false gods.

My co workers were supposed to take the eggs home and give them to their kids. The kids would then unwrap it on Sunday.

But one of my co workers couldn’t resist and decided to jack his kids’ chocolate egg. He snuck out of the office and ate the egg.

Guess which of the co worker was it: - the nice christian.

Don’t know about you, but there’s 2 things I wouldn’t trust anyone with: women and money.
The rest I would trust giving to an atheist, but never to a christian.

Since this blog is about cats, I thought I would write about the different pussies out there.

Black Cat

I’m going to start with one of my favorite: black pussy. Black pussies are known for giving bad luck. That’s just bullshit.

Originally in Britain and Europe, a black cat crossing one’s path was (and still is) considered good luck; however they were also seen by the church as associated with witches.

You know the Church. They think all pussies are evil. Those fucking wackadoos….. They’re responsible for all this bullshit and prejudice regarding black pussies.

Personally, I think black cats are sexy creatures. They are also known for having attitude, but I think that’s part of their charm.

Asian Cat

They are wild cats. I don’t know why, but for some reason white guys love Asian Pussies. Some guys at work have them. One (the Lord of the Rings geek) even imported his through a website.

Many indigenous people believe this cat to be fierce, but in captivity it has been known to be very docile and tranquil.

I guess I’ll have to ask my friends whether this is true or not.

The Asian Golden Cat has been reported to hunt in pairs when pursuing larger animals

This is quite noticeable in the Philipines and Vietnam. They’re always in packs and always hunting, and for some reason, their favorite prey seems to be on American white guys.

Comparing to other pussies, asian pussies are quite high maintenance. But this friend of mine explained me that only the pussies born in the US are high maintenance. If it was born and raised for a few years in Asia, then it won’t be as high maintenance. I guess that’s why he imported one.

I love asian pussies. Unlike other pussies, asian cats are generally smaller and skinnier. They seem to be quite emotional, so you have to treat them more gently (you can’t slap them around like you do with other pussies), but that doesn’t mean those asian pussies are fragile. They sure can do a lot of work if you put them to.

White Cat

Blue-eyed cats with white fur have a higher incidence of genetic deafness.

I had no clue!!! But it makes total sense. You always hear guys complaining about how dumb their white pussies with blue eyes are. How unfair! Now we know that they ain’t dumb. They’re just deaf and that’s probably why they have a real hard time understanding even the simple things.

Persian Cat

Another one of my favorites. There’s a lot of them in Beverly Hills, but I just can’t afford them. They’re for guys that make serious dough.

Great cat for shows. If you got one, you should be showing your fine Persian Pussy off to your friends. I know that if I had one of these Persian Pussies, I’d be strolling up and down with her on my side.

Because their fur is too long and, dense for them to maintain themselves, Persian cats need regular grooming.

I’ve never had a Persian pussy (too expensive), so I’m going to have to take Wikipedia’s word on it. I generally like well trimmed pussies, but I guess some pussies could be beautiful with their natural long and dense fur.

Plus I’ve heard that Persian Pussies are really high maintenance, even more than Asian pussies. They probably need a lot of attention with all that fur.

I’d like to try a Persian Pussy someday to see how they’re like, but I don’t think I’d like to own one. Sounds like too much of a headache.

There are other pussies out there. Gray ones, mixed ones, brown ones, spotted ones. But I don’t like to post shit on my blog without reference. So as soon as I find credible reference like Wikipedia (like I did for the pussies above), I’ll post about the other types of pussies.

It’s great living in West LA. There are several major groceryes within 2 miles of my place.
Albertsons and Trader Joes within walking distance. Ralphs, Vons and Whole Food within a 5 min drive.

Albertsons and Vons close at midnight and Ralphs close at 2 am. With two small kids at home, sometimes I find it more convenient to go grocery shopping late at night.

For the most part it’s great. The isles are empty. No kids running around (including mine). Generally there are no lines to check out.

The only problem is that, it looks like most of the creeps and weirdos seem to agree with me. They all seem to like buying their booze, chips and ice cream late at night.

Facebook sucks! There! I said it.

They have an open API where developers can create their own plug ins. Sounds cool. Sounds promising.
But in reality, we ended up with a shit load with fucking stupid plugins that have no real usage. Who the fuck care if I’m a vampire or a werewolf.
My friends now keep throwing shit at me. The other day, I got a fucking sheep thrown at me.

There’s just so much useless shit in there, that I can’t stand facebook anymore.

But the main facebook killer point for me is Privacy. Not my privacy, since I don’t have anything mine in there. I’m not dumb enough to put it in my facebook profile shit that I don’t anyone to know about me. Specially possible employers.

However, there’s also shit that I don’t want to know about some people.

This week I saw for the first time some pics of my little sister and her boyfriend. That made me sick. Our age difference is quite big (13 years apart), so I’ll always see her as my little sister.

The fact that she’s making out with some douche bag with pointy hair just makes me sick. Hope she never brings the dbag to our thanksgiving dinner.

Fuck Facebook for breaking my heart.

This is the first time I’ve heard Obama address Religion and Politics. So this wasn’t a factor when I picked him.

While I might not agree with his opinions, his opinions are way far better than Mike Wackabee. Obama respects secularism and thinks it’s important in America.

But the major issue was that he had the balls to address the issue while most politicians simply avoid this issue.

While I’m not hopeful of seeing a pastafarian or atheist running for president anytime soon, at least Obama is a candidate that sees the danger of a religious nation. He even makes fun of Leviticus, which is an easy target.

“For one, they need to understand the critical role that the separation of church and state has played in preserving not only our democracy, but the robustness of our religious practice. Folks tend to forget that during our founding, it wasn’t the atheists or the civil libertarians who were the most effective champions of the First Amendment. It was the persecuted minorities, it was Baptists like John Leland who didn’t want the established churches to impose their views on folks who were getting happy out in the fields and teaching the scripture to slaves. It was the forbearers of the evangelicals who were the most adamant about not mingling government with religious, because they did not want state-sponsored religion hindering their ability to practice their faith as they understood it.

Moreover, given the increasing diversity of America’s population, the dangers of sectarianism have never been greater. Whatever we once were, we are no longer just a Christian nation; we are also a Jewish nation, a Muslim nation, a Buddhist nation, a Hindu nation, and a nation of nonbelievers.

And even if we did have only Christians in our midst, if we expelled every non-Christian from the United States of America, whose Christianity would we teach in the schools? Would we go with James Dobson’s, or Al Sharpton’s? Which passages of Scripture should guide our public policy? Should we go with Leviticus, which suggests slavery is ok and that eating shellfish is abomination? How about Deuteronomy, which suggests stoning your child if he strays from the faith? Or should we just stick to the Sermon on the Mount - a passage that is so radical that it’s doubtful that our own Defense Department would survive its application? So before we get carried away, let’s read our bibles. Folks haven’t been reading their bibles.

This brings me to my second point. Democracy demands that the religiously motivated translate their concerns into universal, rather than religion-specific, values. It requires that their proposals be subject to argument, and amenable to reason. I may be opposed to abortion for religious reasons, but if I seek to pass a law banning the practice, I cannot simply point to the teachings of my church or evoke God’s will. I have to explain why abortion violates some principle that is accessible to people of all faiths, including those with no faith at all.”

You can find the text here.