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Finally proof that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.

Take that all you atheists!!!!

Pastafarians! Finally some proof that your religion isn’t a joke and should be taken seriously and be taught in school along with other religions.

If your computer starts randomly playing “Fur Elise” or “It’s a Small World”, don’t worry. It’s not a virus.
It’s just an indication sent to the PC speaker from the computer’s BIOS that the CPU fan is failing or has failed., or that the power supply voltages have drifed out of tolerance.

Think I’m fucking kidding?

Thenk look at this Microsoft Knowledge Base article.

Now, this only applies to
• Microsoft Windows 2000 Server
• Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional Edition
• Microsoft Windows 95
• Microsoft Windows 98 Standard Edition
• Microsoft Windows 98 Second Edition
• Microsoft Windows NT Server 4.0 Standard Edition

So if you’re running XP or Vista, then you’re shit out of luck. You won’t have any way of knowing if your fan is failing.

And yet another sex scandal involving pastors.

This time, a pastor finds out that his 34 yo nephew is actually his son. He had had an affair with his sister in law years ago.

Theists are prob going to say. “That’s messed up. I’m glad I don’t go to that church.”

And to them I say: “Just sit and wait for your turn. Your pastor/priest might not be as corrupt as this one, but he’s just as crazy.”

I’m retarded.

I’ve known about this blog for a while, and thought I had already mentioned it in my blog.

It’s a fantastic blog from an 18 yo Iraqi Atheist.

This blog has put the Iraqi people, Muslim and this stupid war under a new light.

This is from his third post, “Why am I an atheist”

I actually was very devoted to the Muslim cause, and was from among those who rejoiced over 9/11 as did many Muslims, not something to be proud of, just the truth.

I actually was very devoted to the Muslim cause, and was from among those who rejoiced over 9/11 as did many Muslims, not something to be proud of, just the truth. (…) It was a while until I started to wonder why, why would I rejoice at the sight of thousands of people getting ferociously murdered, why I “believed” it was ok for women to be half or one-fourth a man, why having sex (not adultery) was something that needed to be punished, why the penalties are as austere as lashing fornicating women until dead, or chopping off a thief’s hand, why our Allah who’s supposed to be endlessly merciful, would allow his followers to be that cruel. After that, I became accepting of the possibility that Allah does not exist and that perhaps Satan’s murmurings in my ear-something I often contemned myself for- could actually be my own thoughts, could actually be the results of my long contemplations on what I learned in school about Islam “my beloved religion.

And it’s then when I actually started to allow myself to think and ponder on the beliefs that I was spoon-fed and brain washed with. It’s like getting out of a rotating circle very grueling cause a circle has no angle in it, unlike triangle see triangle has three angle, circle don’t, no beginning no end… quoting the hilarious Asian gay minister in Chuck and Larry.

A must read.
There are actually Iraqi that are less doctrined and brainwashed than many Americans here.

Apparently, Maddox has been doing this for 10 years and I’ve never heard of him.
I’m stupid. There you go. I confess.

He’s my new hero.

He calls things as they are. No bullshit.
A straight shooter!

Take for instance, this post about Apple users.

This video summarizes everything I think about Apple. Bunch of homos.

Don’t take me wrong. I do think Apple makes great products, but their userbase are a bunch of ball licking homos.

CUZ THEY DON’T HAVE A FUCKING MIND!!!!!

This one tried to hide her car and claim it as being stolen, but she forgot her car had a LOJACK tracking device.

Some Christian Pastors Embrace Scientology.
They claim it’s a more progressive approach and that they haven’t abandoned the core principals of Christianity.

BULLSHIT!

You want to know why they are now embracing Scientology? Because it’s a better business model. They make more money with Scientology than Christianity.