There are a lot of sucky jobs out there, like:

  • working in a medical lab collecting urine the whole day
  • working as a housekeeper in a nude resort
  • working in a morgue in the graveyard shift
  • working as a customer service rep for a sucky product

Or these 10 according to ABC News:

  • Whale-Feces Researcher
  • Forensic Entomologist
  • Gravity Research Subject
  • Microsoft Security Grunt
  • Coursework Carcass Preparer
  • Garbologist
  • Elephant Vasectomist
  • Oceanographer
  • Hazmat Driver

But I think the worst job ever, hands down, is being that undercover cop that arrested Senator Craig recently in a public bathroom. I had originally thought that the cop was there simply taking a dump when Senator Craig tried to dry hump him (allegedly), but a friend of mine told me that it wasn’t an accident. The cop was there undercover arresting gay pervs in public restrooms.

How sucky is that job? Spending your whole day in a bathroom stall in a public restroom waiting for some homo to play footsies with you?