Isn’t it obvious that “cats” can’t code? If you still can’t see why a kitten can’t code, then I’ll explain it to you:

Coding is representing algorithms in a way that computers can understand. These algorithms generally have a specific purpose (to create an application), like retrieving data from a database and presenting it on a web page, processing some crazy requests from a user or transferring funds between 2 accounts. Often you need to use hundreds or thousands of algorithms together to produce a fully functional application. These algorithms require a high level of logical and procedural thinking.

It is a part of Engineering (Computer Science) and much like Electrical, Civil, Mechanical and all other Engineering subjects, “pussies” are not well adept to it. Why? Here’s a list of reasons:

• Engineering, specifically Software Engineering (coding) requires a lot of analytical thinking. “Cats” are naturally emotional creatures and it’s really hard for them to think logically when they’re crying and wondering why their date last night haven’t called them after 72 hours.
• Aesthetics are a factor in an application, but writing good code is mostly based on solid architecture and implementation of optimum algorithms. Cats are vain creatures. Dogs lick themselves because they’re stupid and cats lick themselves because they like to stay clean and look good. “Pussies” tend to overspend precious time on the design aspect of the application instead of thinking of optimum algorithms.
• “Pussies” don’t follow orders. You tell a dog to fetch something, he’ll go running and drooling to fetch whatever fuck you tell him to fetch. A “cat” will look at you with that annoying smirk and long whiskers and ask “what’s the magic word?”
• “Cats” have mood swings. Sometimes they like you, sometimes they don’t like you. They might come to work in the morning all happy, meowing and writing average code, and all of a sudden their mood change and they growl at the monitor and hiss at the mouse for some unknown reason known to most men (for some reason, “pussies” think guys can read their minds and have the duty to know what the fuck they’re thinking).
• “Pussies” are not good in math. If they were, they wouldn’t go over the limit on every credit card they own.

For the reasons above, the only “pussy” I would ever hire to code, would be a Vulcan “pussy”.

In addition to the reasons why they can’t code, here’s another reason why we shouldn’t hire “pussies”:

• Engineers (guys) are generally horny geeks and managers should be careful with PETA lawsuits. It’s not funny when you have a meeting with the legal counselor of your company because you have a rogue engineer dry humping the only “pussy” in your department. Companies have a similar problem with women and sexual harassment lawsuits.
  Unlike “pussies”, women are a race I respect and I think they should be able to code [*cough* Sorry, I think I’m catching a cold], so it might be worth the risk for a company to hire a girl.

Unfortunately I haven’t met a female coder yet, so I’ll let you know when I meet one.