Fucking shit! There’s a gay bathroom code?

“At 1216 hours, Craig tapped his right foot. I recognized this as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct. Craig tapped his toes several times and moves his foot closer to my foot. I moved my foot up and down slowly. While this was occurring, the male in the stall to my right was still present. I could hear several unknown persons in the restroom that appeared to use the restroom for its intended use. The presence of others did not seem to deter Craig as he moved his right foot so that it touched the side of my left foot which was within my stall area,” the report states.

Craig then proceeded to swipe his hand under the stall divider several times, and Karsnia noted in his report that “I could … see Craig had a gold ring on his ring finger as his hand was on my side of the stall divider.”

Karsnia then held his police identification down by the floor so that Craig could see it.

“With my left hand near the floor, I pointed towards the exit. Craig responded, ‘No!’ I again pointed towards the exit. Craig exited the stall with his roller bags without flushing the toilet. … Craig said he would not go. I told Craig that he was under arrest, he had to go, and that I didn’t want to make a scene. Craig then left the restroom.”

You want to know why this scared the living shit out of me? Cuz sometimes when I’m taking a dump, I tap my fucking foot!

This is fucked up! Gay people can’t just make up rules out of their asses! Especially if the code is something simple like TAPPING YOUR FUCKING FOOT WHILE TAKING A DUMP!

This will make me paranoid. Next time I’m taking a dump, I’ll be so self conscious about not tapping my foot that I won’t be able to dump anything.

What’s next? If you hear someone reading a newspaper in the stall next to you, will that might mean that he wants you to suck his dick while he’s reading the sports section?

Jeez… At least make these gay rules public so that straight guys can be more careful with their dumping in public restrooms.